Feline Anunnaki — Website Terms of Use

This Website is a work of satire and creative fiction, produced as a demonstration of AI-assisted design, writing and integration. Every artefact, plate, inscription, accession number, field report and translator’s note is invented for comic effect. Nothing here is a statement of historical, scientific, archaeological or zoological fact, and nothing here should be relied upon for any purpose.

For the avoidance of any doubt: the Earth is an oblate spheroid. That part is not satire.

You may use the Website for lawful, personal, non-commercial purposes only. You agree not to:

• Copy, reproduce, distribute or exploit any content without our written permission.
• Interfere with the Website’s operation, scheduling or security features.
• Use the Website for any fraudulent, malicious or harmful activity.
• Access or attempt to access curator accounts or restricted areas of the Website without authorisation.
• Present material from this Website as factual, or republish it in a way that removes its satirical context.

All content on this Website, including text, design, graphics, imagery, plates and generated artwork, is our property or that of our content suppliers and is protected by copyright, trademark and other intellectual property laws. No content may be copied, modified or used without our express written permission.

The archive publishes posts and replies to third-party platforms, including X (formerly Twitter). Those posts are satire in the same voice as this Website, are addressed to claims rather than to people, and are subject to the terms of the platform on which they appear. We are not responsible for the content, policies or practices of those platforms, or for comments made by other users in response.

If you believe a post from this archive is inaccurate, unfair or has caused offence, contact us using the details below and we will review and, where appropriate, remove it.

If you submit feedback, ideas, concepts or suggestions via the Website, email or social platforms, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual and worldwide licence to use, reproduce and adapt that content for any purpose, without obligation to compensate you.

The Website may include links to third-party websites or services. We are not responsible for the content, policies or practices of any third-party website and disclaim all liability arising from your use of them.

The Website and all content are provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind. We do not guarantee:

• That the Website will be error-free, secure or uninterrupted.
• That the content is accurate, complete or up to date — indeed, it is fiction.

You use the Website at your own risk.

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we and our affiliates, officers, employees and contractors will not be liable for any damages arising from:

• Your use of, or inability to use, the Website.
• Any content errors or omissions.
• Any viruses or harmful components transmitted via the Website.
• Any reliance placed on the satirical content published here or on social platforms.

Your use of this Website is also subject to our Privacy Policy, which describes how we collect, use and protect personal information.

We may update these Terms at any time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date. Continued use of the Website after such changes constitutes your acceptance.

These Terms are governed by the laws of New Zealand. Any disputes will be resolved in the courts of New Zealand.

For questions about these Terms or anything on this Website, please contact:

TAG The Agency Ltd
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